Some people start their morning with coffee. We start ours by arguing about what the word "standby" actually means before immediately spiraling into ancient social media trauma. Seems healthy.
This daily comedy show welcomes comedian Bobby Jaycox back into the studio, and from there the rails completely disappear. One minute we're talking about his stand-up shows, the next we're debating whether MySpace deserves another shot at world domination. Would you bring back your Top 8? Would Tom still be your first friend? More importantly... what embarrassing song was automatically blasting from your profile the second someone visited?
Naturally, that conversation leads us into the greatest collection of forgotten internet memories imaginable. MySpace profile songs, HTML backgrounds, awkward teenage decisions, and the horrifying realization that some of those old photos may still exist somewhere in the digital universe waiting to ruin careers.
As if nostalgia wasn't enough, Lauren somehow gets roped into doing a Chewbacca impression... and then convinces everyone else to try one too. The results are exactly as dignified as you'd expect from grown adults with microphones.
Elsewhere in today's chaos...
• Bobby shares stories about Nikki Glaser helping promote his comedy shows.
• The crew debates whether listening to music should be a solo experience.
• Rafe revisits one of the most questionable MySpace profile songs ever selected by a human being.
• Moon explains why MySpace worked in the first place—and why bringing it back might be impossible.
• Clone conspiracies somehow become a serious topic for several minutes.
• Lauren runs through the latest celebrity news, music headlines, TV updates and entertainment gossip during Crap on Celebrities.
• Ted Lasso returns.
• American Horror Story gets its Avengers-style crossover season.
• Eminem auctions off sneakers.
• Demi Lovato shuts down clone theories... which naturally only fuels more clone theories around the room.
• The gang ranks classic summer songs while simultaneously roasting Kenny Chesney, LFO, Brian Wilson, and basically everyone else.
It's another episode where one conversation accidentally creates six more conversations, nobody stays on topic for long, and somehow that's exactly how we like it.
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