Nothing says "good morning" quite like realizing one of your coworkers completely disappeared.
This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with full-on panic when King Scott doesn't show up for work. Is he okay? Did the baby arrive? Is there an emergency? Nope...he just slept through everything. Naturally, this earns him the legendary Clock of Shame and enough roasting to last until the baby's old enough to drive.
From there, the chaos only gets better.
The crew uncovers a little-known towing loophole that could save you hundreds of dollars if you ever catch your vehicle being hauled away. Is it legitimate? Is it shady? Is bribing a tow truck driver with a burrito technically negotiating? Important questions are asked.
Then things get somehow even more ridiculous.
A seasoned mountain climber accidentally impales himself with his own hiking pole...and calmly hikes TEN MILES back down the mountain with it still sticking through his body. Somehow that's still not the craziest survival story of the day.
A solo sailor spends an entire month drifting across the Pacific after losing his mast, running out of water, and improvising his own survival system while waiting for someone—anyone—to notice him.
Meanwhile, TikTok has apparently decided diarrhea is now a weight-loss strategy. Yes, really. The crew discusses the unbelievably stupid "Cyclospora Skinny" trend, contaminated lettuce, food recalls, and why intentionally giving yourself explosive diarrhea may not be the wellness breakthrough influencers think it is.
If medical malpractice stories make you cringe...brace yourself. A woman goes in for a routine procedure and somehow wakes up missing the wrong organ entirely. The crew debates how much compensation is actually enough when a doctor's mistake permanently changes your life.
Along the way there are conversations about:
• hilarious late-to-work disasters
• bizarre downtown vandalism
• towing scams
• rental car nightmares
• hiking fails
• ocean survival
• bad diet trends
• weird medical news
• and the everyday nonsense that somehow turns into a three-hour comedy therapy session.
It's another completely unpredictable daily comedy packed with sarcastic humor, outrageous stories, St. Louis personality, celebrity-adjacent weirdness, and exactly the kind of conversations that make you wonder how this show has stayed on the air this long.
Whether you're here for the ridiculous news, the relentless roasting, or just need a break from reality, this episode delivers another wildly entertaining ride with Rizz and the gang.
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