Your lawyer isn't protecting your ass. They're protecting their next damn retainer.
A client just emailed me telling me her attorney said to keep her parenting plan "loosey goosey." That was the actual phrase he used. Loosey. Goosey. I almost lost my shit. Because that one piece of advice is exactly why so many of you are still in court three years after your divorce was supposed to be done. That one piece of advice is exactly why you've burned six figures on the same fight over and over. That one piece of advice is exactly why your high conflict ex still controls your damn life.
In this episode I am ripping into the lawyers who keep handing out vague parenting plans like they're doing their clients a favor. They're not. They're handing you a future court date wrapped in legalese. And here's the kicker. They KNOW. They know exactly what they're doing because the same loosey goosey plan that doesn't say when your parenting time starts and ends? Their billing contract is detailed down to the damn comma. You'll get sued in 30 days if you don't pay your bill on time. But your Christmas Eve schedule can stay flexible. Make that make sense.
I'm calling out every reason these attorneys push vague plans. They've never used one. They've never lived high conflict. They've never had to sit there with a Tuesday Christmas and no clue whose day it is. They've never had to wonder if they can take their kid to a damn doctor without their ex's permission. They don't know your ex. They don't know your reality. And yet they're standing there telling you what's best for the next 16 years of your life. The audacity.
Plus, I get into the speech every judge gives that sounds beautiful and means jack shit. The whole "you'll figure it out, you'll cooperate, you'll do what's best for the kids" routine. That's a fairy tale. Cooperation requires two people. And the parent listening to that speech? Already knows the other one is incapable.
If you have been told to keep it loose. To trust the process. To wait until the ink dries because you'll get along eventually. Stop. Listen to this episode. Then go demand a parenting plan that actually protects your ass.
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