The joint birthday party isn't for your kid. It's for the photo.
Sit with that. Because that's the brutal truth nobody is willing to say out loud. You're not throwing it because your child needs it. You're throwing it because YOU need to look like the bigger person, and your kid is just the prop.
In this episode I'm telling you why writing joint birthday parties into your parenting plan is one of the worst things you can do. I share a real client story that will make your stomach drop. A co-parenting therapist literally ordered my client to throw a joint party with her ex during their four-year divorce. They fought over the cake. The gift. The haircut. The guest list. And yes, the helium balloons. That is where high conflict co-parenting takes grown adults. To a fight about helium balloons in front of an eight-year-old.
Here's the part nobody wants to hear. Your kid does not want both of you in the same room. Ever. Ask any adult child of high conflict divorce. You think you're giving them a gift. You're handing them an anxiety attack with a candle on top.
I get into the five reasons joint parties always blow up, what your kid actually wants instead, and the one piece of tea I learned the hard way that nobody tells divorced parents. Plus the part that's gonna sting. When you signed those divorce papers, you gave up your right to be at every major event. Sit with it.
Listen now. Then thank me in three years when you're not legally trapped in a clause that ruins every birthday for the next decade.
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