This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart, DJ and Kelly start with the important questions: Is LA dining actually a scam? Why are people spending $22 on Erewhon smoothies? And why does losing weight require your body to betray you in precisely the wrong order?
DJ prepares for an extended trip to Vancouver, reveals the consequences of taking entirely too much magnesium, and shows Kelly the nearly 300-year-old Chinese plate he's donating to a charity auction. Somehow, this leads naturally to J. Paul Getty, trickle-down economics, and politics.
Then the conversation turns serious as Kelly and DJ discuss the allegations surrounding the Cornell sexual-assault case, the institutional response to sexual violence on college campuses, victim blaming, and why a survivor's behavior after an assault doesn't determine whether the assault happened.
They also get into the latest political circus surrounding Jack Smith before discovering a potentially lucrative new business model: if you hate the podcast, pay them to read your insult on the air. They'll apparently also consider breaking up with someone for you. Pricing TBD.
Join DJ and Kelly for another episode of comedy, culture, politics, personal stories, and whatever the hell happens when these two try to have a normal conversation.
CHAPTERS
00:00 — Feminine Rage & DJ's Stomach Problems
02:56 — Is LA Dining a Scam?
05:23 — DJ's Search for the Perfect Pizza
05:47 — The War Against Belly Fat
07:47 — American Healthcare vs. Just Flying to Canada
09:01 — “I Go to the Doctor All the Time. Look at My Face.”
09:27 — DJ's Magnesium Mistake
11:10 — The 300-Year-Old Plate
14:35 — Screw You, Getty Center
16:03 — Rich People & Trickle-Down Economics
17:38 — Cornell & Sexual Assault on College Campuses
25:24 — DJ's Extensive Alcohol “Market Research”
27:15 — Why Talking About This Matters
31:38 — The Jack Smith Senate Clown Show
38:49 — “The Only Thing You Can Buy Is the Lies”
39:16 — Surviving Terrible Things With Stupid Jokes
40:00 — Pay Us to Read Your Hate Mail
41:12 — Want Us to Break Up With Someone?
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