A MAGA crowd turns on a woman in a homemade "Release the Epstein Files" shirt, and Trump calls it a paid protest. Raven and TopLobsta break down why neither side really wants the Epstein files, then dive into Shane Gillis's SNL gym bit and the war over women's gym shorts, Dan Levy's response, and why "this society is completely lost," live on Neph 2 America, your cultural commentary for the end of days.
Plus Kelly Clarkson's $15,000 robot bird and the Brooklyn toy shop review bomb, an Egyptian farmer who dug up a Pharaoh statue, Bible TikTok's "Paul is a false apostle," the flat-earth kid in Messages From Mom, Raven's son making a fake "Raven NDS" account, TopLobsta's children's book "Don't Open That Door," Christians facing two years in jail for praying in public, and the "humans are the new super intelligence" iris conspiracy.
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Chapters: 00:00:00 MAGA Crowd vs the "Release the Epstein Files" Shirt 00:02:52 Welcome to Neph 2 America + Nephy Co Drop 00:07:55 Trump Calls It a Paid Protest 00:11:40 Why Neither Side Wants the Epstein Files 00:20:07 Brands Letting AI Run Their Marketing 00:22:27 Shane Gillis, SNL & Tires 00:24:20 Gym Outfits & Crinkle-Cut Shorts 00:39:50 Can Comedy Be Taught? 00:44:17 Thong at the Water Park 00:46:49 Dan Levy: "Shorts Don't Make Them Whores" 00:50:38 "This Society Is Completely Lost" 00:58:35 Kelly Clarkson's $15K Robot Bird & the Review Bomb 01:00:08 Should David Review-Bomb the Dealership? 01:09:34 Insane Industrial Swing Clip 01:12:42 Bible TikTok: "Paul Is a False Apostle" 01:20:37 Egyptian Farmer Finds a Pharaoh Statue 01:24:10 Is This Leading to Christian Nationalism? 01:27:41 Messages From Mom: The Flat Earth Kid 01:29:26 Raven's Son Made a "Raven NDS" Account 01:33:23 TopLobsta's Children's Book: Don't Open That Door 01:40:46 Why Moms Love AI Bible Songs 01:48:15 Christians Face 2 Years in Jail for Praying 01:52:14 "We'll Livestream When We Go to Prison" 01:55:53 "Humans Are the New Super Intelligence" 02:03:30 The NDS Hate Page 02:08:50 Outro
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