AI on arson suspect. Work won’t reimburse my drink! Caller’s sasquatch calls. Moon crash, ISS, & satellite denial. Haunted house and broken toes. Expectations and judgment on Trump.
The Hake Report, Wednesday, August 5, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:02:58) Arson suspect, AI hallucination
* (0:13:41) Intro: Thanks, Jake! 🎶
* (0:15:16) Jermaine bought drink cuz no A/C, no reimbursement! 📞
* (0:39:46) Allen: JLP books. Voter ladies power tripping? 📞
* (0:48:56) Alex: Crack passenger windows 📞
* (0:52:53) Alex on In-N-Out shooting
* (0:58:55) Alex Sasquatch calls; Stone Cold Steve Austin
* (1:00:19) Rob: Ball moon? Falcon 9 crash? Explain that! 📞
* (1:16:58) Brady: Space, demons, broken toes, hockey 📞
* (1:35:50) Supers & chat shoutouts 💰
* (1:39:04) Coffees: Expectations on Trump. Tax news, MO, CA 💰
* (1:46:06) Popcorn: Trump leeway? BLM’s effect on the soul 💰
* (1:50:51) Shawn: Vernon Jordan: Vernon Can Read! 📞
* (1:54:17) Outro 👋
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