Congrats Ella Langley. Trump black-pillers all doom & gloom over Iran. “Kill a few chickens to scare the monkeys.” Colin Gray sentenced in son Colt’s crime. Celebrate hobby horses & Sasquatch calls.
The Hake Report, Thursday, July 30, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:02:41) X started late. FE disk (spelling?) YT member emoji sticker
* (0:06:30) WHM... Jake Hudson, Ella Langley, Colin Gray
* (0:11:01) Intro: Jake! Hey, guys! JLP shops
* (0:13:40) Michael: Why is the sun big in Africa, small in Canada? 📞
* (0:21:20) Michael: Israel & peace deals? Trump’s dilemma.
* (0:29:03) Michael: Epstein files; Comparison Trump vs 100 years ago
* (0:31:13) Michael: 10 years ago vs today: Cynical now
* (0:39:04) Michael: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) quote
* (0:40:27) John/KY: WHM 📞
* (0:46:44) Supers: Michael FE 💰
* (0:50:42) Eric & Jamie: Lifeguard, Chili dog, JLP song 💰
* (0:58:42) Popcorn: MAGA divide Covid 💰
* (1:04:15) William III: Middle East, s/o women in history 📞
* (1:14:52) William III on the Pacific coast events
* (1:16:46) Brady: Mehiho, Iran update 📞
* (1:25:24) Brady: different generations
* (1:34:10) Supers: Hake tees 💰
* (1:39:20) Colin Gray sentenced 15 years for son’s crime
* (1:42:46) William 7: eight inches per mile squared 📞
* (1:53:39) Outro 👋
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