Children’s music with Hake. Revisionist history: Germany, Jefferson, & biblical giants. Trump on bills & coins. Hake’s puppets discuss new-fangled definitions for tired, old words.
The Hake Report, Friday, May 29, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer
* (0:08:10) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:10:30) Michael/Canada: Mary Rice Hopkins 📞
* (0:15:40) Michael: Lessons from German History
* (0:22:30) Superchats for Michael 💰
* (0:26:50) Ryan/IL: We Were Here. Trump $250. Division. 📞
* (0:42:55) Ryan: Approach to Govt, Voting.
* (0:44:40) Brady/AZ: Enoch. Giants. $250 Bill. Temple Coin. 📞
* (0:51:30) Brady: Foreign Affairs
* (0:54:05) Carver AI song... 🎶
* (0:59:35) Allen/MI: Extra-Biblical Truth? Pre-Historic America 📞
* (1:07:00) Superchats/JC: Black Historical Figures 💰
* (1:11:45) Correction on German Christian.
* (1:18:02) Coco/L.A.: Father’s “Mama Spirit” 📞
* (1:21:59) Coco: Bernie Mac
* (1:26:35) Superchats: Elitist Definitions. Pride. JLP vs Myron. 💰
* (1:39:45) Superchats: YouTube & “Coffees” 💰
* (1:45:25) Maze: Look at Yourself. Don’t Be Jealous. 📞
* (1:54:00) Outro 👋
📝 BLOG: https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/5/29/hake-fri-52926
🎧 SUBSTACK: https://thehakereport.substack.com/p/we-are-all-puppets-true-and-false
HAKE NEWS / JLP: https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/5/29/jlp-fri-52926
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