Story: Hake’s belligerent sifu. Two different men named Steve Hilton! AOC claim: Data center dirties water?! Teen Takeovers: Prosecute parents? Nick bans caller Tory!
The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 27, 2026 AD
TIMESTAMPS
* (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer: “A grain of salt” 🧂
* (0:07:52) Intro: Hey, guys! 🎶
* (0:09:35) Joke: Target on Every Corner
* (0:10:43) News: Iran Update & Trump vs RINOs
* (0:15:56) Story: Belligerence: I Disclaim
* (0:19:09) Superchats: Invention & Steve Hilton Confusion 💰
* (0:31:45) News: Tulsi Resignation & AOC
* (0:35:12) Vid: AOC: Murky Water & Data Centers
* (0:41:49) Call: John (OH) - Culture, Coolness & Justice 📞
* (0:49:45) John: Data Centers, Water & Power
* (0:52:24) Call: Tory (CA) - Best Friends & AI Video 📞
* (1:00:03) Tory: Nick Bans Tory!
* (1:01:43) Call: Alex (CA) - Wheelies & Bad Influence 📞
* (1:06:06) Call: Jeff (LA) - Greenland for Data Centers? 📞
* (1:08:22) Jeff: Prom Helicopter Ride
* (1:11:46) Superchats: Teen Takeovers 💰
* (1:14:36) Superchats: Cesar Power Level 💰
* (1:18:21) Superchats: Prosecuting Parents & Massie’s Error? 💰
* (1:26:51) Call: Ardene (CO) - Prosecute Parents 📞
* (1:33:31) Ardene: AI & Water Issues
* (1:37:30) Call: Brady (AZ) - Call Me Whitebeard 📞
* (1:40:08) Superchats: Coffees & YouTube 💰
* (1:42:38) Superchats: Popcorn on Sending Sons Overseas 💰
* (1:46:32) Call: Rick (VA) - US Liberals & Israel 📞
* (1:52:25) Rick: Redistricting Drama
* (1:53:54) Closing 👋
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