25:55 "Someone's asking me to take a lifeline right now so this will be over. No."
28:33 "No, we have to keep going"
31:03 "We got a long way to go"
31:38 "Saboteur!"
Breaking LeBron James news, to some of you, surely
Introducing the Monster Energy Independent, whether they like it or not
Mike Lombardi's here to do two things: pan-fry his brain on Instagram and cure impostor syndrome
The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August 2025. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
The Shutdown Fullcast is produced by delicious and energizing Monster Energy Master Chief Michael Ray Surber
Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Anjuli Shah
DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s other show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz (new album out now!)
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