Ranking His Old Hoes, His Ex's Fleshlight & Reasons to Get Snipped

The male species is officially under review, and not everyone will be cleared for reproduction.

This week: ranking his old bitches from best to worst fuck, a custom Fleshlight molded from his ex's pussy, J Biebs announcing your vagina smells, and whether men with flat feet deserve basic human rights. We're talking humiliation kinks, questionable vasectomies, financial icks, and sexual decisions that should probably be illegal.

Some call them dealbreakers. We call them reasons to end the bloodline.

C U Next Tuesday. 💋