"LOL, I found out I can access the [network storage], so funny." Apple's complaint against OpenAI names the engineer, the authentication bug, and the 400 hires, a map of what is worth stealing once the model is a commodity

The Apple v OpenAI complaint gets its first close reading, and the documents name the mechanics: an ex-engineer's "LOL, I found out I can access the [network storage], so funny" message, a previously unknown authentication bug, Apple parts brought to OpenAI interviews for "show and tell," a circulated guide to dodging the security walkout, 400+ ex-Apple employees, and io's alleged metal-finishing know-how. What's worth stealing when the model is a commodity. Beside it, the price sheet inverts: Databricks' cost-per-completed-task benchmark puts Sonnet 5 above Opus 4.8 despite 1.7x cheaper tokens, and Bun's $165,000, 11-day Claude rewrite of 500,000 lines draws "unreviewed slop" from Zig's creator. Plus Clawk's disposable agent VMs and Cloudflare Precursor.