Eliana Kwartler (Late Show with Stephen Colbert) is the guest Asher and Michael thought they had to prepare the least for. We chat attachment theory, the school essay she wrote about 9/11, and what (if anything) she misses about dating men.
00:00:00 Cold Open
00:00:21 Welcome Eliana Kwartler
00:01:14 Childhood Nicknames
00:03:06 Bullied, or the Bully?
00:09:57 Attachment Theory and "Attached"
00:16:05 Guessing Everyone's Attachment Style
00:20:31 Should Parents Control the Curriculum?
00:25:50 Philosophy Class: Turtles All the Way Down
00:29:29 Mary Oliver's "The Journey," From Memory
00:36:19 Reciting The Raven and Hamlet
00:38:07 Asher's Thousand Guinea Pigs
00:41:03 The Aunt Who Burned Down the House
00:43:30 Eliana's 9/11 Essay at Age Seven
00:46:52 Living Through History
00:50:17 Low Rise, Wide Leg
00:54:33 Where Does the Butt Crack Go?
00:59:07 Michael's Abu Dhabi Romper
01:01:25 Getting Naked in Restaurant Bathrooms
01:07:37 Anything Good About Dating Men?
01:12:50 Are Marvel Movies Straight Man Coded?
01:22:00 Full-Throated Endorsement: Custom Earplugs
01:27:03 Outro
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