Episode 33 – LOVE SPELLS, FESTIVAL CHAOS & DATING DJS | 1-800 CHAT LINE
On Episode 33 of 1-800 CHAT LINE, Amy Dickinson and Sasha Heath are officially entering their witchcraft era — because apparently swiping on dating apps wasn’t getting the job done.
And first things first… we have a NEW CATCHPHRASE. 🔮
☎️ 1-800 CHATLINE, WHERE WE FUEL YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.
We kick things off with a formal apology before getting straight into this week’s chaos.
🏕️ Sasha’s Solo Festival Adventure
Sasha went to a camping festival ALONE with nothing but a duffel bag and vibes.
Naturally, she made friends, found her people and somehow managed to get herself into VIP.
Because if there’s one thing Sasha is going to do, it’s network her way into a better experience.
💘 Amy’s THREE-STEP Dating Program
Amy reveals her three-step approach to dating — because apparently we’ve reached the point where dating requires a formal strategic framework.
Consider this your unofficial guide to navigating modern dating.
🔮 WE’VE STOPPED SWIPING
Dating apps? Deleted.
Logic? Gone.
We’ve officially moved on to love spells, Post-it notes and witchcraft.
Yes, really.
Amy and Sasha unpack the increasingly unhinged lengths we’ll go to when we want the universe to deliver us a man.
🎧 THE PROS & CONS OF DATING DJs
Are DJs actually good boyfriend material?
We break down the perks, the red flags, the lifestyle, the late nights, the attention from other women and everything else that comes with dating someone who works in nightlife.
Because sometimes you want a boyfriend.
Sometimes you want a boyfriend who plays at 2am.
Sometimes you need to know what you’re signing up for.
🎧 IN THIS EPISODE:
• The brand-new 1-800 Chatline catchphrase
• Our formal apology
• Sasha’s solo camping festival adventure
• Going to a festival alone
• Making friends at festivals
• How Sasha got into VIP
• Amy’s three-step dating program
• Dating advice and modern dating
• Love spells and manifestation
• Post-it note witchcraft
• Dating apps vs. witchcraft
• Dating DJs
• The pros and cons of dating DJs
• Nightlife, relationships & dating
• Chaotic female conversations
• Dating stories, red flags & intrusive thoughts
If you’re here for dating advice, dating stories, relationship chaos, dating apps, love spells, manifestation, female friendship, festival stories, DJs, nightlife, modern dating and two women making questionable romantic decisions… this episode is for you.
🎧 1-800 CHAT LINE — WHERE WE FUEL YOUR INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS.
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