Janine Harouni on Living in a Simulation, Completing Therapy & Why Parenting is a Pyramid Scheme!

The fantastic stand-up comedian Janine Harouni joins Abby Boom to share how she ‘finished’ therapy, the truth about botox and why she believes parenting is a pyramid scheme…

Plus, Janine tells the story of her terrifying car accident and reveals why she is certain that we are living in a simulation.

You can get tickets to Janine’s latest tour, This is What You Waited For, here.

New episodes out every Thursday at 5pm GMT!

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Abby Boom:

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Chapters:

00:00 Welcome Janine!

01:18 Why Abby doesn’t want kids…

03:01 Can you be selfish as a parent?

04:41 The reality of having a big Lebanese family

06:05 Red bull is a nighttime drink!

06:50 People are lying to you about botox!

08:05 The pros and cons of Irish genetics…

09:58 Janine’s bizarre C-section experience

12:05 Abby and Janine’s strange similarity

13:55 Janine worked for the mob?!

16:55 Don’t Get Me Started: Hot girls who ‘love’ nerds

21:18 The struggle to be the ‘perfect’ mother

22:50 Has Janine ‘finished’ therapy?

30:50 Janine’s traumatic car accident

34:59 Do people weaponise therapy?

38:12 Conspiracy Theory: We’re living in a simulation!

42:59 Is this hell?

44:43 Janine plays Boom or Bust!

53:17 Outro

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