Welcome to the BDSM Olympics.

Rope untangling. Toy bag excavation. Maintaining Dominance during unexpected cramp. Synchronised aftercare snack retrieval. And, of course, the prestigious Getting Up From The Floor Without Making A Noise.

Some parts of BDSM deserve to be taken very seriously.

Ourselves? Perhaps not quite so much.

Inspired by the very real Sublympics we once held in my local community, this week The Kink Compass celebrates the ridiculous, wonderfully human side of kink.

Let the games begin.

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