Everything's Perfect Except...Family Secrets, Workplace Crushes & Bugs in Our Food

Donald is back! And this episode wastes absolutely no time getting into sibling chaos, family secrets, workplace drama, and bugs where bugs should never be. 😂

A listener suspects her brother may have a different biological father — and everyone seems to know except him. Should she tell him?

Then, another listener gets pulled into a closed office by a coworker who tells her the jeans she’s wearing are “doing nothing for her.” Autumn and Donald’s immediate reaction? That’s not mean girl behavior…that’s a crush.

Plus: live worms, two slugs, a dead grasshopper, and strawberry water Autumn wishes she had never seen

🎙 TIMESTAMPS
0:00 — The camera wasn’t recording
1:00 — Sibling chaos & Autumn being told she was adopted
3:24 — Autumn’s childhood & her dad’s restaurants
5:08 — Facebook Marketplace food changing lives
6:25 — A LIVE worm in Autumn’s Erewhon peppers
7:18 — Donald finds two slugs in his cabbage
9:30 — Autumn washes strawberries and immediately regrets it
12:24 — Phone a Friend: Her brother may have a different biological father
14:05 — Autumn: Do NOT tell him
14:50 — Autumn reveals a similar situation in her own family
16:48 — Donald: “I would want to know”
20:58 — Get the DNA before blowing up his life
25:30 — Donald learns a major family secret at age 10
29:47 — Podcast inbox PSA 😂
30:41 — Phone a Friend: Coworker says her jeans are a no-go
34:04 — Autumn & Donald: “She has a crush on you”
35:00 — When is it okay to comment on someone’s appearance?
39:46 — Why the comment triggered old insecurities
44:25 — Donald’s completely unhinged response options 😂
47:42 — Sign off

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