On today’s episode of Podcast Doesn’t Exist, we cover the latest ABS story, as well as a full breakdown of week 8 of the 2026 MLB season. DONATE NOW https://charity.pledgeit.org/ProjectBeisbol2026/@BaseballDoesntExist Try Gusto today at gusto.com/PDE, and get three months free when you run your first payroll. That’s three months of free payroll at gusto.com/PDE. 00:00 - Intro 1:51 - ABS 18:20 - Pirates 25:45 - Cubs 31:40 - Cardinals 34:50 - Uribe Suspension 39:50 - Brewers 45:48 - Reds 49:40 - Rays 52:55 - Angels v Rays National Anthem 57:30 - BDE Philanthropy for Project Béisbol 1:02:15 - Jesus Sanchez Hit by ball 1:04:44 - Blue Jays 1:10:45 - Yankees 1:17:40 - Orioles 1:20:00 - Red Sox 1:22:10 - Tigers 1:24:50 - White Sox 1:33:10 - Guardians 1:34:50 - Royals 1:38:25 - Twins 1:40:10 - Mariners 1:45:50 - Gusto.com/PDE 1:49:03 - Rangers 1:52:25 - Athletics 1:53:50 - Astros 1:58:06 - Angels 2:00:20 - Braves 2:05:50 - Mets 2:08:20 - Phillies 2:12:45 - Bryce Harpers Toothpaste 2:13:40 - Marlins 2:14:35 - Nationals 2:17:10 - Diamondbacks 2:18:30 - Dodgers 2:25:25 - Padres 2:26:40 - Giants 2:29:25 - Rockies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Rss Apple Podcaster →
