What actually makes a swinger club great? On this Wednesday QUICKIE, Adam & Pris throw open the doors of their home club — Club Eden San Antonio — for a candid, laugh-out-loud review of everything a lifestyle club should be. Whether you're a seasoned swinger or just ethical non-monogamy curious, consider this your field guide to on-premise club life.

In this episode:

  • The #1 thing to look for in any swinger club (hint: it's not the dance floor)
  • Why vigilant staff make or break a lifestyle club — and the single-men policy that keeps the playroom comfortable
  • The ladies' restroom that's basically a rite of passage, stocked with wipes, mouthwash, and photo-op lighting
  • The infamous toilet paper story from their very first club visit — Pris's nightmare scenario, fully realized
  • BYOB culture, Jell-O shot generosity, relaxed dress codes, and dancing naked from the front door
  • The BDSM room, the spanking bench Adam insists is a "horse," and the porn room that delivered seven orgasms
  • Why you should ALWAYS tip the hardworking playroom "chambermaids"
  • Loaded fries, pizza, and a friendly warning about eating before you play

If you've ever wondered what an open relationship night out looks like — or how to judge a swinger club before you commit — this ENM podcast quickie has you covered.

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