Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖
This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us.
We kick things off with a catch-up on **Santa Ponsa**, before discussing **Grant’s Patreon appearance** and, for reasons that will make sense when you listen, **Cat in the Hat appearances**. Honestly, don’t ask.
We’re also sharing our **current favourite Starbucks drink**, before falling down the rabbit hole that is **looksmaxxing** — what it is, why everyone suddenly seems to be talking about it and whether we’re about to start analysing our facial symmetry for the foreseeable future.
Then things take a turn as we discuss the **worst things anyone has ever said to us during sex**… which naturally leads to the discovery of **Jade’s ear kink**. Every week we learn something new about each other, and sometimes we wish we didn’t.
From there, we investigate the surprisingly creepy lyrics hiding in **Mickey Mouse Clubhouse**, before moving onto **road rage** and why there is something objectively hilarious about watching someone absolutely lose their mind behind the wheel.
And because apparently we enjoy starting arguments over the important issues, we’re settling another debate: **Ice Blast vs ICEE**. There IS a correct answer and we will be taking no further questions.
As always, we finish with your dilemmas — and this week we’re getting into the heavier side of relationships. One listener feels like **her boyfriend makes absolutely no effort with her**, which gets us talking about what effort actually looks like in a relationship and when you’re asking for the bare minimum.
We’re also chatting about **dealing with break-ups**, surviving that horrible period where everything feels upside down, and **controlling exes** — including the red flags that can sometimes be much easier to recognise once you’re finally out of the relationship.
Basically: holidays, kinks, creepy Disney lyrics, caffeine, relationship drama and aggressive driving.
Just another week at Relatively Blonde 💋
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