Creatine has survived decades of supplement shenanigans for one very good reason: it works.
But women still get warned it’ll make them bloated, wreck their kidneys, make their hair fall out or turn them into something resembling a waterlogged linebacker.
So I went through the evidence.
In this episode of Muscle Over Menopause, I get into what creatine can realistically do for muscle and strength, why five grams a day makes sense, what that early scale bump actually is, and what we know about kidneys and hair loss.
Then there’s the brain stuff.
The research there is interesting, especially as we age, but interesting and proven are not the same thing. I’ll tell you where I think the evidence earns some excitement and where people have gotten fourteen miles ahead of it.
And before I go, something different.
A personal coda about midlife, regret, relationships, careers, your body, and the spectacular amount of life we can waste with our foot on the gas while staring into the rearview mirror.
When you have effing idea what comes next, there’s one question worth asking:
What is the next best step?
In this episode
What creatine actually does when you lift
The new data in postmenopausal women
Muscle and strength gains
Why the scale may go up
Whether creatine causes bloating
The emerging brain and cognition research
Hair loss and DHT
Creatine, creatinine and your kidneys
Why I wouldn’t buy it for bone density
Why I use creatine monohydrate
Why five grams a day is plenty
Why you don’t need to load or cycle it
On agency, regret and starting from where you are
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Studies & sources
PubMed
Creatine monohydrate for lean mass, strength, and bone density in postmenopausal women
PubMed
Creatine and Cognition in Aging: A Systematic Review of Evidence in Older Adults
PubMed
CONCRET-MENOPA randomized controlled trial
PubMed
Systematic review of creatine supplementation and cognition
PubMed
Does creatine cause hair loss? A 12-week randomized controlled trial
PubMed
Creatine supplementation and kidney function: 2026 systematic review and meta-analysis
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