This is the last Fast Five ever... but Beer Me That Movie isn’t over.
After 48 Fast Fives, hundreds of beers, and thousands of votes, Jon and Harrison are turning five real craft-beer names into ridiculous movie pitches one final time. They’re drinking Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA, revisiting The Mystery, and giving you one last chance to choose the next feature film.
This Week’s Final Fast Five Movie Pitches:
Beer #1: Juice Box — A boxer is accused of killing his opponent with performance-enhancing drugs. Was he juicing—or was he set up? A perspective-shifting courtroom whodunit where even the juice box may get a say.
Beer #2: Auto Tune — A pitch-perfect madman creates technology that steals singers’ voices, drags Milli Vanilli into an international conspiracy, and forces the Sexy Nun to intervene.
Eliminated and sent to The Vault.
Beer #3: Massive Treat — Every kid dreams of finding the house with the king-size candy bars. But one house offers something even bigger—and no child who has claimed it has ever returned.
Beer #4: Five Out of Five Stars — A picturesque small-town inn has maintained a perfect rating for years. When one difficult guest leaves a half-star review, the townspeople hunt him down to protect their reputation at any cost.
Beer #5: Frequent Flyer — A lonely hospital regular arrives with a mysterious growth that won’t stop getting bigger. Is it a parasite, an alien—or the beginning of something much worse?
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CHAPTERS
00:00 – Cold Open
00:56 – The Final Fast Five Begins
03:24 – Recap: The Mystery
12:11 – Beer of the Week: Sierra Nevada Torpedo Extra IPA
15:17 – One Last Voting Pitch
17:51 – Beer #1: Juice Box
23:49 – Beer #2: Auto Tune
30:02 – Beer #3: Massive Treat
35:15 – Beer #4: Five Out of Five Stars
40:52 – Beer #5: Frequent Flyer
48:49 – The Final Elimination
50:46 – Your Final Fast Five Ballot
