153. SLEEPAWAY CAMP II: UNHAPPY CAMPERS (1988)

It’s week two of CAMP FREAKQUELS and things aren’t going so well for America’s favorite scumbags! After pulling some truly shady stuff to beat some toddlers during the annual FREAKQUELS boat race, EJ, Rory, and Metal Messiah Jon Snow have decided to take a victory lap around the lake. Unfortunately for the trio, the lake is one of those weird Friday the 13th Part 8 bodies of water that spill directly into the ocean and none of them have any real nautical knowhow. In fact, it’s only been five minutes and the boys are already entertaining the idea of cannibalism. To distract themselves from impending doom as well as the deliciousness of human flesh, they discuss the return of Angela Baker and her bloody reign of terror in “SLEEPAWAY CAMP ll: UNHAPPY CAMPERS!”