Fake Dicks, Clean Piss And A Dealer Working Underground | Zak's Mining Yarns

Zak spent years underground before he got into coal, and the mine he won't name was the most eye opening job of his life.

There was a bloke dealing gear out of a lunchbox in the workshop. There was a group of them at it, and they never got caught, because between them they had fake dicks and bottles of clean piss ready to go. Right up until the day the site tested everyone in the morning, brought them all back up to the surface mid shift, and tested them again.

There's a fitter knocking on Zak's door at four in the morning holding an oil sample bottle. There's a bloke sitting in a jumbo in his jocks because it was too hot, doing racks, because he was bored waiting for a sparky. There's a fist fight that broke out beside Zak while he had his hands in a thousand volt cabinet. There's a store lady, a diesel fitter, and a set of cameras that nobody told them about.

And there's a leading hand who was asked to fill a condom, filled it right to the brim, and got it slapped straight back across him.

Underneath all of it: Zak started having nightmares about the roof coming in. That's why he moved to coal.

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