The boys are finally back together — and the new season hasn’t even properly kicked off before the agendas start flying. 😂
We lock in our 2026/27 Premier League predictions, debate whether Arsenal can defend their crown, hear the Chelsea title propaganda, rank the best transfer windows, and break down Arsenal and Manchester United’s latest moves.
Then everything goes completely left: Is Joao Pedro really an R9 regen? Can he break Chelsea’s infamous No. 9 curse? And somehow that turns into an all-out Joao Pedro vs Gabriel Jesus war.
Plus: Baleba to United, Arsenal building the Avengers of Premier League defences, Spurs’ transfer business, bold season expectations and plenty of takes that will absolutely come back to haunt us.
New season. Same Five Aside chaos. ⚽🔥
Timestamps
0:00 Intro / banter
1:01 Premier League predictions
7:18 Best transfer window debate
18:41 Joao Pedro / Ronaldo "regen" debate
28:29 Chelsea's number 9 curse
34:35 Gabriel Jesus vs Joao Pedro argument
41:34 Arsenal defense (Konsa signing)
48:16 Man United's Baleba signing
66:37 Season expectations (per team)
70:32 Final thoughts / sign-off
