The Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale

A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies.

Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why the stuff sometimes melts people, sometimes hides in pillows, and sometimes just sits there looking sticky.

Chase liked it. The rest of us did not. Enough is never enough… of our complaints.