2026 NFL Rankings + Sabrina Carpenter Sports Illustrated

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The clubhouse gets into some massive high school sports scandals, from stealing a pair of LeBron's out of a locker room to getting a four-day suspension for getting the school on Tosh.0 😘 Then the conversation pivots to absolute naughty shi (lighting a wood wick bathroom candle with the lights off) also, can we talk about why the NFL needs a weekly Adrian Peterson AP Poll? The boys discuss the tragic reality that modern football jerseys look like sloppy t-shirts plus we debate why Jesus is pretty much JJ Redick and God is lowkey Pat Riley 🙏

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