One Crazy Summer

It’s our anniversary! Thank you for listening! Let’s celebrate at the beach. Hoops (John Cusack) and his buddy George (Joel Murray) have just graduated high school. They’re both a bit directionless, so they decide to spend their summer in Nantucket. Hoops needs to find himself. Is it that kind of summer? Sure is! And, Cassandra (Demi Moore) needs help saving her house and the spirit of the island or something like that. RTS goes full Godzilla with the aid of the Stork brothers, Egg (Bobcat Goldthwait) and Clay (Tom Villard). Jeremy collects bomb shells on the beach with Ack Ack (Curtis Armstrong). It’s a sweet conversation piece when chatting up the beach babes. They’re looking at you, Cookie (Kimberly Foster). La-Mar demonstrates his crossbow abilities. Lobsters beware! Collin becomes the king of all of Boscoe’s puppies. Squid Calamari (Kristen Goelz) is pleased. Emily takes the rocket launcher right off the rack. A radio station better pay up! During all of this, there’s a regatta contest that we need to win. This is one crazy summer!