Satansplain #124 - Why a "Free" Satanic Bible is Unsatanic

Hear why a free Satanic Bible is, ironically, unsatanic. Also hear talk about Satanically-relevant trademarks and copyrights, and one particularly ridiculous conspiracy theory regarding Dolly Parton. 

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Original 2014 article: https://churchofsatan.com/free-satanic-bible-is-unsatanic/ 

0:00 - Intro
0:56 - Dolly Parton, and why conspiracy theorists are the worst
5:50 - James asking about DaddyBaphy and Black Craft Cult's rip off
17:13 - To the idiots who say "the name Satanism isn't copyrighted"
19:46 - Satanecdote: Elevator
21:38 - Satanecdote: The $20 bill 
26:03 - Lost emails? 
27:03 - Why a Free Satanic Bible isn't Free: origin (and why we don't have official forums)
30:21 - Why a 'Free' Satanic Bible is Unsatanic
34:58 - Bootleg = illegal; unauthorized book = gamble
38:31 - Is it really that hard to get? 
39:50 - More about electronic books
42:08 - Free Spells? 
47:13 - Point six: Books are cool
49:39 - Afterword