Her ex checked out for years — missed birthdays, no involvement, let her handle everything alone. Now he's got a new girlfriend, a nicer house, and suddenly wants 50/50 custody. Convenient timing, right?


This Patreon-submitted What in the Woo-Woo hits different. A mom who's been solo-parenting for years asks Emily and KristaLyn: is it wrong to hex the man who abandoned his kids for a decade, now that he wants credit for showing up?


Plus: a 16-year-old gets dumped mid-coffee-date over her star sign, and we are NOT letting this one go without some astrology myth-busting.


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0:00 Hook

0:12 Welcome to What in the Woo-Woo

1:10 Rejected on a Date Because of Her Zodiac Sign

3:43 Are Aries and Capricorn Really Incompatible?

5:22 Astrology Shouldn’t Be a Dating Disqualifier

7:02 Should She Cast a Chaos Spell on Her Abusive Ex?

11:03 Is the Chaos Spell Actually Protection?

13:09 What Should the Spell Target?

15:07 Checking the Ethics of Curses and Spellwork

15:37 Protecting Yourself From Magical Blowback

16:31 Final Advice and Patreon Questions

17:16 Mercury Retrograde and the Ink Spill Outro



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