National Archives index E497-NSX. Digitisation of the first item on a wax cylinder found in two boxes donated to the Archives on the 27th February 1995 by an anonymous benefactor. The boxes contain several more cylinders, along with documents, photographs and assorted writings. The digitisation of these artefacts and the fanciful stories they contain was halted due to their low priority and a lack of funds.

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