It’s “The Love Boat” on Noah’s Ark!
“The Love Ark” is a scripted comedy podcast based on the Noah’s Ark story, told in the style of “The Love Boat.” Season 1 is packed with romance, miracles, murder, and two of every animal.
When God commands Noah to build an Ark and fill it with beasts, Noah obeys. But it’s not just a floating zoo—it’s a full-service luxury cruise. Captain Noah has his hands full guessing at God’s will, while managing his family of sinners. Noah’s wife Naameh handles the guests, procuring udders of tingling ointment and performing the occasional chicken abortion. Eldest son Shem sneaks his alcoholic girlfriend Marilyn onboard by faking a pregnancy...which works until they have to produce a baby. Good son Japheth suffers a broken heart when his lover mysteriously disappears, while bad son Ham prowls the Ark for biblical knowledge of the animal guests. As the heavens open, Noah realizes that he and his family are bad. Extremely bad. As chaos, calamity, and sin consume the Ark, Noah grows desperate to please God...and avoid His wrath.
All aboard for romance! All aboard for adventure! All aboard for GOD.
Cast
LEON RUSSOM.....Noah
ALICYN PACKARD.....Naameh
DEREK MEHN.....Ham
WILL MILES.....Japheth
NICK TURNER.....Shem
MOLLY HAWKEY.....Marilyn
LAUREN VAN KURIN.....Jessica Fletcher, Aunt Carol, Babs the Chicken & more
SCOTT GOLDEN.....Roscoe the Parrot, Rudolph the Reindeer, Frank the Unicorn & more
With Special Guests
SIMON HELBERG (The Big Bang Theory, Annette)
RYAN HURST (Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead)
JOCELYN TOWNE (Lodge 49)
and TROY GARITY (Ballers)
Written, produced, directed, and edited by JONAS OPPENHEIM
Music composed and performed by ZACHARY BERNSTEIN
The Love Ark theme sung by MICHAEL LANAHAN
Sound Designer JAIME ROBLEDO
Foley Artist MONIQUE REYMOND
Foley Mixer ROBERTO ALEGRIA
Foley FX TRANSPARENT SOUND
Additional Material by ED GOODMAN, RAY OLSON, & NICK TURNER
Recorded at the M1-5 West Recording Studio by RILEY GEARE
Additional Engineering FRANCESCO CARROZZO
Legal Services DAVID MAYES
Graphic Design SHARON LEVY
Special Thanks
#1 BEST WRITERS GROUP
BOB DEROSA
COLIN MCGINN
CHRIS NOLD
CORA OLSON
BEN ROCK
LYRA SMITH
ERIC WEN
DIANE & COSIMO
Headphones recommended!
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For episode transcripts or other questions, please email lovearkpodcast@gmail.com
New episodes every Monday!
