Pete Hegseth’s Slam Poetry, Maine Election Watch, and the Cornell Seven

Iran wants you to vote blue no matter who! The boys assemble to laugh at Pete Hegseth's latest slam poetry piece at the “State of the Force,” discuss Iran's plea to Americans to vote for Democrats this November, break down Susan Collins's blatant pay-to-play corruption scheme, doom about Troy Jackson's campaign and the vestiges of Mallory McMorrow, and cover the developments and discourse around the Cornell Seven.

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(0:00) Pete Hegseth slam poetry

(7:45) Trump & Hegseth flounder on Iran

(12:15) Iran's letter to America

(16:30) ELECTION WATCH: Maine (Susan Collins corruption scandal)

(32:45) ELECTION WATCH: Maine (Troy Jackson fumbling the bag?)

(51:40) The Cornell Seven situation (TW)

(1:27:20) Reviews/ending

Seen on this episode:

Iran war updates (and Pete Hegseth’s corniness) - 

https://www.cbsnews.com/live-updates/iran-war-us-negotiations-strait-of-hormuz-oil/ 

https://www.politico.com/news/2026/09/30/hegseth-pentagon-defense-speech-01101242 

https://www.semafor.com/article/09/27/2026/republicans-fuming-at-hegseth-as-war-costs-build 

https://time.com/article/2026/09/30/iran-war-irgc-open-letter-us-midterm-elections-american-voters/ 

Susan Collins corruption story - https://www.propublica.org/article/fbi-susan-collins-navatek-campaign-donations-investigation 

https://www.propublica.org/article/debunking-susan-collins-fbi-navatek-investigation-claims 

Troy Jackson’s campaign gets swarmed - https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/maine-senate-democratic-party-troy-jackson-graham-platner-susan-collins.html 

Cornell seven - 

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/29/nyregion/cornell-university-rape-investigation-chi-phi-fraternity.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/nyregion/cornell-rape-accusation-reporting.html?campaign_id=9&emc=edit_nn_20261001&instance_id=182844&nl=the-morning®i_id=248393192&segment_id=227346&user_id=fcfcced1957a8c929f78d510013061fd

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/nyregion/url-cornell-university-jane-doe-rape-case-statement.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/nyregion/cornell-jane-doe-rape-investigation-documents.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/us/cornell-university-7-chi-phi.html