Episode 66: They're Much Looser With Their Mexican's And Dildos (Christmas Episode )

Now that 2026 is here, celebrate Christmas with us here at the podcast! This is the longest episode we've done and really it feels like a Christmas party with friends. Oh and I guess we talk about movies or whatever.

Christmas Evil

• Raul - 9 out of 10 Nut cracker swords to the eyeballs (buy) 

• Anthony - 9.5 out of 10 Santas worshiping at the altar of your mothers thys (stream on tubi unless you're a completist of christmas horror then buy it)

• Ashley - 8 point ten out 10 Little girls with a switch h blade (buy)

• Greg - 5 out of 10 city slickers out with pitchforks (buy if you’re a fan of Santa horror)

• Brian -  9.5.10 out of 10 bad toys (buy)

• Dave -  8 out of 10 shitty plastic toys for hard R kids in the hospital (buy)

• Victoria - 9 out of 10 Moss Garcia Slaps (buy)

Sint

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Rooftop Santa police chases (buy)

• Anthony - 8 out of 10 black pete torsos (stream on tubi but buy if you’re a completist for dutch horror movies)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 horse crushing the person that shot him (stream)

• Greg - 8.5 out of 10 decapitations with your dick out (buy)

• Brian - 7 out of 10 really confusing math equation for full moons on december 5th (stream)

• Dave - 9 out of 10 kids checking on the pigs while the family is being slaughtered (buy)

• Victoria - 8.5 out of 10 dildos (buy)

A Christmas Carol

• Raul - 0 out of 10 Hot Topic looking victorian teens (avoid)

• Anthony - 3 out of 10 wishing we’d just stuck with Santa’s Slay (stream in on tubi if you feel you need to see every Christmas movie ever made)

• Ashley - 1 out of 10 Doctor Bob Cratchit giggles (avoid)

• Greg - 2 out of 10 Cratchit wives way to hot for him (avoid)

• Tim - 1.5 out of 10 Jack The Ripper paintings (avoid)

• Dave - 1 out of 10 mute tiny tims (avoid)

• Vitoria - 0 out of 10 scrolling my permabanned reddit account (fuck this movie)

Terrifier 3 

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Dicks cut in half with chainsaws (buy 2 and rub it on your nipples)

• Anthony - 10 out of 10 strands of intestinal tinsel (stream on tubi unless you’re dumb)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 chainsawing an insufferable podcasters in half (buy)

• Greg - 10 you of 10 masturbating violently with broken glass (buy)

• Brian - 10 out of 10 Trash bags (buy)

• Dave - 9 out of 10 piss stained Santa suits (buy)

• Victoria - 8 out of 10 exploded kids in a mall (buy)

• Tim - 8 out of 10 Chainsaw boobs (buy)

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MRAC Film Club - ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/mrac-film-club/id1716134038⁠

Ashley Links:

Twitter -⁠ https://twitter.com/BarelyAshley⁠

Letterboxd -⁠ https://letterboxd.com/barelyashley/⁠

Monochrome Creeps Hashtag link (watch long party every saturday night at 11 pm EST with Ashley and Tombs on twitter)- ⁠https://twitter.com/hashtag/MonochromeCreeps?src=hashtag_click⁠

Raul Links:

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Letterboxd -⁠ https://letterboxd.com/into_monsters/⁠

Dave Links:

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youtube: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0ETtxXsgy-ZzHNoq012vqw⁠⁠

Jay Of The Dead's New Horror Movies: ⁠⁠https://www.newhorrormovies.com/⁠⁠

Land Of The Creeps: ⁠⁠http://landofthecreeps.blogspot.com/⁠⁠

Horror Movie Podcast: ⁠⁠https://horrormoviepodcast.com/⁠⁠

Phantom Galaxy: ⁠⁠https://phantomgalaxy.podbean.com/⁠⁠

DVD Infatuation: ⁠⁠http://www.dvdinfatuation.com/⁠

Brian Links:

Horror Movie Podcast: https://horrormoviepodcast.net/

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