Welcome back to Cannabis School! Today, Brandon and Jesse review Cheee of Bandits by Pure Plan, a mysterious Utah cannabis strain with an unusual name and an experience that is even harder to explain.
Despite what the name suggests, this flower does not arrive with an overwhelming cheese aroma. Instead, it produces a surprisingly sweet smell that becomes even more impressive as the vaporizer begins warming. The first taste reminds the guys of stevia: undeniably sweet, slightly strange, and difficult to place.
The flower reviewed contains roughly 20% THC, along with minor cannabinoids including CBC and CBG. Its labeled terpene profile includes beta-caryophyllene, limonene, linalool, myrcene, and humulene. Together, they create a sweet, peppery flavor that eventually develops a gentle “sweet heat” across the tongue and throat.
The initial experience is bright, floaty, giggly, and physically relaxing. Colors seem more vibrant, the arms feel lighter, and Brandon notices that his sore shoulder is no longer demanding as much attention.
As the session continues, however, Cheee of Bandits becomes more complicated. The bright beginning transitions into a strongly head-focused experience, with warmth and pressure around the top of the head. Brandon and Jesse also notice tension around the neck and jaw. It remains entertaining and silly, but neither host can identify a clear activity or purpose for it.
Would it be good for watching a ridiculous movie and making your own commentary? Absolutely.
Would we choose it for work, exercise, or focused creativity? Probably not.
The guys experiment by adding GMO Cookies, hoping its relaxed euphoria will balance the experience. Unfortunately, the combination creates more jaw tension and proves that even two enjoyable strains can make a questionable team.
The final verdict? Cheee of Bandits is not necessarily bad—it is just weird. Its aroma is incredible, the sweet-and-spicy flavor is memorable, and the opening effects are genuinely fun. The later head pressure makes it harder to recommend as an everyday strain, but curious sativa fans may enjoy trying something that does not feel like everything else on the shelf.
Buying it on sale makes sense. Mixing it with GMO did not.
In this episode:
• Reviewing Cheee of Bandits by Pure Plan
• A mysterious Utah cannabis strain
• Approximately 20% THC with CBC and CBG
• Caryophyllene, limonene, linalool, myrcene, and humulene
• A sweet aroma that resembles stevia
• Peppery flavor and gentle sweet heat
• Bright, floaty, and giggly opening effects
• Head pressure, neck sensations, and jaw tension
• Using low heat to explore cannabis aroma
• Why it may work for movies and social laughter
• Mixing Cheee of Bandits with GMO Cookies
• Why some cannabis combinations do not work
• The need for better strain information in Utah
• Pure Plan, Dragonfly, Betty, and Brand Zero
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