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Story Jam is a premiere music and storytelling show.

In this episode, we're treated to a duologue story by Richard Munchkin and Melissa Reaves.

After the story, we'll hear a song which was written by Story Jam producer Steph Rogers and played at our live show by The Story Jam Band.
 
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No Celebrity by  Stephanie Rogers

When I look around the room
Everybody else looks like me
And all I see

Is that I am still unique
Cause I don’t really give a shit About appearing 

But who am I if I'm not who I think I am...

Hey I am a normal human
Hey I read the news I’m common
Hey I get my neighbor’s wifi for free
I’m no celebrity

 Wouldn’t it be fun
To star with Denzel Washington
Or sail the sea with Pitt and Clooney
But I can have my fun
Being a librarian
Or serving tea at Jerry’s deli

But who am I if I’m not who I think I am…

Hey I am a normal human
I’ve got no fans in Saigon
I haven't lost my sanity
Hey I never drink Remy Martin
Hey there is no film I’ve starred in
I’ll never be thin like Twiggy
I’m no celebrity…

Hey I don’t Tic Toc or Instagram
Don't have a weekly cocaine man
I never carry a puppy
Hey I ride the bus and pay rent
Hey I squeeze a dollars from cents
Hey I’ve been to Niles and Kankakee

I’m no celebrity

CREDITS:

Podcast Produced by: Stephanie Rogers
Audio Mix/Music Production: Danny Shaffer
Theme Music: Craig J Snider
Voiceover: Kenny Burroughs
Story: Richard Munchkin & Melissa Reaves
"No Celebrity" music & lyrics by Stephanie Rogers

Piano by Fred Simon
Guitars by Danny Shaffer
Bass by Rafe Bradford
Drums by Chuck Lacy
Vocals by Stephanie Rogers

Arrangement by Danny Shaffer

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