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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer check in with Tom in Austin and Bert in New York for the Food & Wine Festival. Tom opens by tackling the Shane Gillis backlash from his SNL monologue, while Bert tries to stay out of it for once (he just really loves those pants). The Bears react to the livestreamed execution of the Fort Hood shooter getting called off. Then Bert declares himself Team Katie for new White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, from her shaky first briefing to her gym pics and the bar exam she failed, and the guys give her three months, tops. He also opens up about his people-pleasing after a woman on a plane Googles him and asks, "What did you do?" Plus: Condoleezza Rice's 9/11 story, Bert buying Napoleon's cologne in Paris, Pope Leo's surgery, a maintenance guy catching Bert's 54-year-old mirror selfie, Bert's street-interview do-over, Chris Distefano charming Rachael Ray on Something's Burning, and Mark Zuckerberg's first Guinness.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 344
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:58 - Shane Gillis' SNL Monologue
00:06:28 - Bert Stays Quiet For Once & Those Gym Pants
00:18:35 - The Fort Hood Shooter's Execution Gets Called Off
00:23:15 - Katie Zacharia & Condoleezza Rice's 9/11 Story
00:27:58 - The George Bushes & Napoleon's Cologne
00:35:03 - The Press Secretary Failed The Bar & Bert's Oval Office Plan
00:42:31 - "What Did You Do?" Bert Gets Googled On A Plan
00:48:25 - Pope Leo, Bert's Mirror Selfie, & The Street Interview Do-Over
00:56:50 - Chris Distefano Charms Rachael Ray
01:01:30 - Zuckerberg's First Guinness & Wrap Up
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