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Mary & Joseph: alternate theories. Twisted Christianity & suspect historical claims. Do you lean on the Bible or the “Holy Spirit”? Trump-Putin diesel deal. Trump’s Epstein “promise” Mandela effect?

The Hake Report, Monday, October 12, 2026 AD

TIMESTAMPS

* (0:00:00) Disclaimer, Columbus Day

* (0:03:15) Hey, guys! 🎶

* (0:05:19) Michael: Your intro, white style 📞

* (0:09:00) Michael: Quebec Premier

* (0:10:17) Michael: Mary, Joseph, rabbis, history

* (0:23:36) Brady: AI/SI, blasphemous on early Christianity 📞

* (0:25:28) Hake’s take

* (0:27:48) Jeff in OH: OT, sake, had lettuce diarrhea 📞

* (0:30:30) Jeff documentary, Persian empire, Zoroastrians, Paul

* (0:35:38) Jeff: Truth matters

* (0:38:27) Al in AR: Hebrew, Aramaic, history assertians 📞

* (0:44:12) Al: Europe twisted Christianity…

* (0:45:52) Al: European Christianity, who was considered white

* (1:00:43) Let You Go - Brights Lights 🎶

* (1:03:55) Supers 💰

* (1:05:53) Popcorn: Bible or own understanding of God? 💰

* (1:11:32) Brady: “Hurricane Rachel” in AZ 📞

* (1:16:25) Brady: Jesse coin, Great Orange Pumpkin, Havalina

* (1:20:00) Brady: Trump demon-possessed? Russian diesel deal, poems

* (1:22:42) Brady poem on Zelensky and Kiev

* (1:23:22) David: Bible, Word, Holy Spirit, born again, baptism 📞

* (1:34:55) David: other religions; self/human nature, anger, smoking

* (1:42:18) John in Spanish: Lao Tzu? Super Intellience, loos life 📞

* (1:47:54) John: Trump Russian diesel deal

* (1:50:59) Alex: Last Trumper 📞

* (1:55:08) Adios America 👋

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