When a nil-nil draw that feels like a 3–0 victory (because it was)

Florent Malouda and French Guiana find yet another way to make a mockery of CONCACAF, US Open Cupdate, Karim Benzema wins a victory in his blackmail case, even I can juggle more times than Real Madrid's new signing, more transfer news, Leicester City's owners in trouble with the Thai government, and a club announces for the first time that it will be paying its male and female players equally. For more on today's stories, subscribe to The Goalmouth newsletter: fifa.wtf/2cS0Z5V.