The King has known and loved Axe Axewound for years, ever since they met on an adventure in Spain and deposed his evil brother. But actions have consequences and oaths aren’t just for declaring, and although there is never a good time to initiate a difficult conversation even the best of friends have to have them sometimes. Also the King’s son is stolen by bandits.
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Written and edited by Tom McNally
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PERFORMED BY
Amy Sutton, Joshua Crisp, Tom McNally and Ben Edwards, with a special appearance by Peter Marinker.
Joshua Crisp played Axe Axewound, Colonel Glowfist, GoGoGorilla, Father Figaro, Erik Rage-Eater! and Ba’al.
Amy Sutton played the Ex-Queen, Sally Minefield, Prince Prince, Sofia Cólera, Pineycone and Saint Francis.
Tom McNally did the narration and played the King
Peter Marinker played The President of the United States of America
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MUSIC
Theme tune and musical stings composed by Nicolai RoosMedieval Battle theme composed by John Bartmann
Narration music was generated by Computoser
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SFX
FREESOUND
BRAWL IN THE CANDOLIAS490083__gaelanw__190155-walkingonglass
543015__leon23323328kiwn__footsteps-in-puddle-owi
506817__bplayers__door-open-close-with-bell474870__dsote__standing-on-broken-glass
543707__200221-weanbekker__walking-on-glass-in-open-hall
511786__tatianafeudal__walking-on-debris
483046__kevp888__190815-0568-sp-festamajor441833__jjdg__workout-machine-arms261380__jaklocke__empty-glass-bottle-tips-over
111058__prettynice68__pipe-leak
544098__cheney777__goons-falling-on-glass
459366__guran89__open-and-close-door545579__tosha73__flushing-the-toilet-hq-001545494__ienba__tin-metal-can
544094__cheney777__breaking-a-glass
542929__mrthomas2000__glass-pieces
542062__alexmurphy53__walking-on-concrete-floor
533809__jsrosero__moneda
533777__keatonmarek__dropping-single-coin-on-floor-5
533768__keatonmarek__coin-splash
524276__garuda1982__bicycle-braking-on-dirt-road-or-gravel-recorded-with-sony-pcm-d100
511785__tatianafeudal__walking-on-debris-2
GET THE PRINCE TO SAFETY
546825__td6d__box-cardboard-drop-fall-hit-movement-kick
408568__miguelab1998__4-springs-0190951__sandyrb__spring-08
523400__cyoung510__rain-with-thunder short
519573__dynamicalgorhythm__central-texas-spring-hard-rain-mild-thunder-rolls short
165346__tayswiftie13__dirt-bike-noises
148868__martian__motorbike-crm-250-cc-onboard-ride-pullaway
CALL TO ARMS
476585__relenzo2__person-sliding-on-carpet-01
352990__aesqe__demolition-2016-08-01
396813__jedo__house-demolition
382642__bbrocer__bag-of-flour-dropped-on-counter-top
508546__wdomino__bridge-collapse-01
505965__jedg__object-slide-on-table529244__bolkmar__fx-earthquake
507861__nickh69__cocktail-making543773__walthamstow-walker__sparrows-fluttering-wings-in-bush
FIELD BIVOUAC
81453__payigt__bar-with-music504626__leonelmail__body-fall-v-hvy-dirt
495405__gropkcor__crockery-shaker-01a-x3
272390__danhelbling__stumble-and-fall
EMOTIONAL CONFRONTATION
535047__patchytherat__applestab-1
328102__rylandbrooks__paraglider-taking-off
328101__rylandbrooks__paragliding-gopro-audio-01
138981__huggy13ear__tarp-flapping
378636__13fpanska-kolar-jan__fire-stick-shake554577__1888software__rain-on-canvas-awning554041__szegvari__secret-temple-storm
546288__tosha73__gas-lighter-hq553512__djnomore__tropical-rain-w-thunder491848__alirabiei__paper-in-wind
FREETOUSESOUNDS
Scary Room Tone Sounds Abandoned Military - 10
MADE BY US
535364__microtubule__melon-beating
