Slop Quest 153 Valdictfartian

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Ryan sarcastically tries to gas up Andy at the start of the show then Ryan pretends to have received several  phoney commissions. Ryan is mad that people hate on Sidney Sweeney then asserts that bodies are e-signed primarily for sex. Ryan gets mad and Andy for being “too predictable” about butts. Then they pitch a Mitch McConnell gambling ad where a naked Sidney Sweeney sits on his lap and ties to make him wake up to gamble. Delaware gives a hotel the right to vote. Oracle lays off a ton of people with a mass email that no one got. Then the boys pitch hiring “Gump and Sons” to build a huge tug boat that drains the diarrhea from air craft carriers. Andy talks about underground cities to an incredulous Ryan. Ryan wants to run an office where people have to burn their hands after taking a dump. The boys talk a little about American history then Andy discovers a modern day Confucius and finds another vr troll to delight Ryan. Andy gets mistaken for a criminal homeless man by bounty hunters. Then any imagines a fictional confrontation between Ryan and bounty hunters without a warrant.