Luke Likes 'Still Lost'

So, it seems, it seems that I am still lost, I am still lost when travelling and speaking English. So, let's give it a spin, let's give it a spin, a random spin, like before. Ok, ready?

Yeah! So you arrive at a hotel, or I arrive, I am still lost.

Hi, hello, I would like to, I would like to, I would like to rent a room,

I would like to get a room, a single room, because I am alone, I am alone here.

A single room for the weekend, for the weekend.

So, how much is it? How much is it?

Oh, ok, I'll take it, I will take it, that's fine.

Can I pay by credit card? Can I pay by credit card, please?

Is breakfast included? Is breakfast included?

And, oh, oh, one thing, one thing, I would like to order a taxi for 6am tomorrow.

Is it possible? Is it possible?

And, do you know what the fare is?

What is the fare? How much is the taxi?

What is the fare to the airport?

Yeah, thanks. Ok, checking in, that was a little difficult. Still lost. So, let's do it again.

Yeah! So maybe it is time, it is time to actually eat something, eat something at a restaurant.

Can I have the menu please? Can I have the menu please?

And, excuse me, can I get a glass of water, a glass of water for me, a glass of water?

I'd like to order, I would like to order.

I'll have maybe spaghetti, 'spaghetti alla puttanesca'.

How about that? How about that?

And, do you have vegetarian food? Vegetarian food?

Can I get this pizza without onion, without onion please?

Some Italian food.

Oh, and I'll have, I will have orange juice, orange juice please.

Excuse me, I would like to pay.

Can I have the bill please?

The bill please, I would like to pay.

Thank you, it was delicious, delicious.

Not hungry anymore, still lost, thanks.

Yeah! So it was time to eat something, now time to spend some cash, spend some money. Oh, that's a street market over there.

How much is this over here, how much is this?

How much are these? How much are these over here?

Yeah, these ones.

Oh, and that one, that one, how much is that one?

I don't know what I'm buying. Maybe, how about an umbrella? I'm buying an umbrella, obviously it's raining.

And, how much are those, how much are those?

Yeah, I think I will, I will, I'll take this one.

Okay, yeah, how much?

Oh, right, yeah, keep the change, keep the change.

Thanks very much and have a good day too, thanks.

Well, everyone is happy, everyone is happy. It's a win, win, it's a win, win. Maybe one more, one more spin.

Yeah! Okay, it is time to leave I guess and come back home, because we want to get a taxi, we want to get a taxi to the airport.

I need to get to the airport please.

How much is the fare, how much is the fare?

Oh, alright, can you give me a hand?

Can you give me a hand with my bags please, with my bags?

I'm in a hurry, I'm in a hurry,

I don't want to miss my flight.

Oh, big traffic, big traffic today,.

Can you drop me here? Can you drop me here?

I can run, I can run to come back home. It is the best part of travelling, to come back, to come back.

Well, it's your turn, now. Embrace the day, people!

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