After finishing his morning cup of simple syrup, Willy Wonka headed straight to the delivery truck with a box tucked under his arm containing six chocolate bars. They would be shipped across space and time (”Take that, FedEx!”) to six particular people. The one thing they have in common?
They are all characters played by Timothée Chalamet.
What lies in store for our brave factory goers? Which Timmy will triumph? What is Wonka up to?
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Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):
Counterfeit Wonka Bars: https://www.foodandwine.com/news/fake-wonka-bars-uk
Timothee Chalamet in Hostiles: https://youtu.be/vFKfWeKKdXQ
Timestamps
00:00 Willy Wonka decides it’s time to open his factory once more. The Golden Ticket winners have one thing in common though . . . They are all Timothée Chalamet characters! Who will win?
5:55 Wonka Watch: Counterfeit Wonka Bars are being made by unregistered businesses and were sold for YEARS without anyone knowing (??).
10:47 We meet our Timmys!
16:41 Zefferelli’s fate in the factory.
22:58 Dune, Dune, DUUUNEEE!
29:29 Mmk, losers, step aside for the coolest boi ever, Kyle from Lady Bird.
32:25 Oh la, la! Pour petit Philippe Dejardin.
37:47 Our final two seal their fate.
43:31 The Loser’s fate.
44:02 The Winner takes it all!
49:15 Prequel Predictions. Felicia: Wonka is an only child. Elaine: Someone will sing a song where there’s a high note coming, and you’re not sure they’re going to be able to hit it, and then they kinda doe but with lots of sound engineering.
