GOSSIP GIRL REBOOT || SEASON 1, ep 3|| a f*ckboy in sheep's clothing

Hosts Hannah brown (@hannahabrown) and Tyler Meredith (@tylermckmeredith) are not feeling the diabolical and dramatic dealings of this weeks installment of the GG reboot. Prior to the drama of the ep, we talk all things Olympics, why Simone Biles is the hero we don't deserve and we are slightly indifferent to Bravo at the moment. Getting to the entree of the picnic, we are not buying this fruit salad mashup of plot lines that we are presented with this week. All we are asking for is a perfectly toasted smore of drama and goofiness and we don't think thats asking too much! Despite some disappointments, this weeks stars are clearly Monet and Luna who are the chicest and wittiest of the entire Constance crew. And thank the Upper East Side heavens, DONNA MURPHY shows up to bring some major star power! We mostly walk away with questions: namely will there be a season 2, are pasta tours a thing and can Luna give us makeovers a la Cluess? We remain hopeful that the theatrics of this weeks episode are setting up a full on opera level of insanity for next weeks ep. Will we ever be hip enough to sit on the met steps with queens of constance? I mean, probs not but that's one secret we'll never tell. XOXO H & T