It's the first detention of the year and we fined ourselves at the back of the class in South London, where asylum seekers are sneaking into school, aerosols are being weaponised and school plays only get half way through before all hell break loose. Tom and Elliot spread the gossip on getting into fights, trying to fit in when you're the emo kid and play "Bruv"... the worst game ever created.

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