In this episode, Dan realizes he'll never get to see Tulsi's feet, Marcel realizes he doesn't think like everyone else, and both of us realize that running a podcast takes more commitment than we anticipated.
>Democrats -The Debate, which neither of us watched. -The Impeachment hearings, which neither of us follow [17:03]
>Trump -Donald Trump Endorses Hamas In Minecraft [32:35] -Roger Stone Convicted Of Very Cool Crime of Lying to Congress [39:30]
>Libertarians -Does the Libertarian Party Have An Actually Good Potential Candidate? (seriously) [45:42] -John McAfee Does John McAfee Things [49:17]
>Media -Epstein Didn't Kill Himself [50:42] -OPCW Disgruntled Worker Strikes Again [57:40] -Black Man Steals Nobel Peace Prize From Norwegian Girl [1:05:55]
>Clown World -Bolivia Has Something That Looks Awfully Like A Coup [1:12:30] -Marcel is Surprisingly Enthusiastic About Laughing At Muslims [1:17:48] -Marcel is Unsurprisingly Enthusiastic About Joker [1:25:30]
AND Your hosts keep calling every newspaper they don't like "The New York Times"