Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross.
Tonight's callers include:
Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making.
Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil.