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The voice of the Narrator was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay (he/him).

The voice of Dahlia ("hetcopogg") was provided by Circe Victoria Jagd (she/her).

The voice of the postal worker was provided by Romeo Rosales, Jr. (he/him).

The voice of Eli ("bones") was provided by Microsoft David.

The voice of Esther ("lesbian_gengar") was provided by Lisa Hogan (she/her).

The voice of Jude ("bluntfiend") was provided by Dorian Marron (he/him).

The voice of Andressa ("gaycopmp4") was provided by Toby Crow (they/them).

The voice of Daisy was provided by Spera Crinis (she/her).

Find more of guest talent Dorian Marron on Instagram: @ dorian.eli.0 and Tiktok: @ dormar.moo.


Music Credits

"Dahlia, Before" and "Dahlia, After" by Joshua Alan Lindsay,

Copyright ©2021 by Joshua Alan Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.


Sound Credits

"Activity,Class,Students Up and Leave 1.wav" by JR Fountain / PSE

"Elemental - Neutral Cast Loop Illusion_1.wav" by SoundMorph / PSE


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