It's Tom's 40th birthday, and he's officially "over the hill" which means he's closer to his death than to his birth, a funny concept that everyone makes jokes about when someone turns forty. To deal with this terrifying milestone, Tom shares some wisdom he's picked up over his four long decades on earth.

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